Flotsam Friday: Leftovers & Longings (A Black Friday Seagull Story)

They call it Black Friday.Humans stampede through parking lots and plazas, hunting shiny boxes and blinking screens.But down at the shore?We call it The Quiet Day. Most years, it’s just me – Sal the Seagull – circling above empty beaches, riding the wind like a king with no subjects.No fries.No crumbs.No half-eaten rolls.Just sand, sky, … Read more

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🏖️ Confessions of a Local Gull

Hey there, tourists. Yeah, you – the one with the fries. You’ve all finally packed up your umbrellas, rinsed off the sand, and driven back to wherever you came from. The boardwalk’s quiet now. No toddlers dropping nuggets, no paper plates flying in the wind, no seagull buffet line stretching down the shore. Don’t get … Read more

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