The Phantom of the Food Court: The Story of Baldric & Hoodie Finn

Welcome to Wacky Wednesday!
And meet Baldric and Hoodie Finn—two unlikely guardians of the mall’s blinding LED Holiday Tree. One walks with the energy of a man who has survived 20 seasons of retail chaos; the other just wants pretzels. Together, they face the glowing mystery of winter mall life.

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Flotsam Friday: The Beach’s Beautiful Wreckage

The shore is both a giver and a taker. On this Flotsam Friday, we reflect on the things we lose – and the things we find. A boogie board, a piece of love, and the beach’s endless rhythm of loss and recovery.

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Thurston Howell III Thursday: Waiting for Watubi (Season 1, Episode 10) and Shore Superstitions

A Thurston Howell Thursday look at the classic Gilligan’s Island episode “Waiting for Watubi” – and the quirky superstitions we all carry with us when we head down the shore.

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Holiday Descent: The Arrival of Tinsel Tina

Welcome to Wacky Wednesday!
And meet Tinsel Tina, the holiday warrior who descends the mall escalator like a chosen messenger from the upper realm. Boots steady, purse secure, eyes scanning the chaos—she’s here to remind us that holiday shopping isn’t an errand…it’s an extreme sport.

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Wacky Wednesday (Off-Season Edition): Beach People at the Mall

You can spot them anywhere.Not just at the boardwalk or beach bar – but at the mall, mid-winter, mid-week, mid-migration. And when you do, something in your soul says:“That’s a beach person.” 📷 The Photo That Started It All This pic was taken during an off-season afternoon trip to the local mall – and it … Read more

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