SEEKING:
Beach companion for sunset walks near Sunset Beach. Must appreciate dolphins, old houses, and the occasional comfortable silence. Bonus points if you pretend every distant object in the ocean is a dolphin before verification occurs.
MISSED CONNECTION:
You were sitting on a Victorian porch with coffee.
I was walking by and pretending I wasn’t judging your excellent rocking chair selection.
You smiled.
I smiled.
Then I immediately walked into a sign.
If that was you…
fate owes me another chance.
SEEKING:
Looking for someone willing to hunt for Cape May Diamonds.
Please understand:
I already know they’re quartz.
I simply refuse to let reality interfere with treasure hunting.
ACTIVITY PARTNER WANTED:
Need partner for aggressive Washington Street Mall wandering.
Goals include:
• coffee
• browsing little shops
• saying “we’re just looking”
• accidentally buying decorative beach items
MISSED CONNECTION:
You yelled:
“DOLPHINS!”
I looked.
Everyone looked.
There may or may not have actually been dolphins.
But for one beautiful moment…
we all believed together.
IT’S COMPLICATED:
Relationship status:
Emotionally attached to Cape May sunsets.
Trying to keep expectations realistic.
Not going well.
ISO: Someone to split a dozen oysters
ISO a fellow bivalve enthusiast to split a raw bar platter with me at Lucky Bones or the Washington Inn. Must not mind getting mignonette on our matching vacation sweaters.
ISO: The guy who sang Jimmy Buffett at karaoke
We locked eyes over a plate of saltwater taffy on the Washington Street Mall. If you are the man who serenaded the crowd at Carney’s, please text me. I still have the seashell necklace you dropped.
ISO: Someone who knows the difference between a Victorian mansion and a tourist trap.
About Me: I’m a charming, slightly historic bed-and-breakfast type. I look amazing in the sun, I have a wrap-around porch that was built for sunset wine sipping, and my hospitality is unmatched.
You: Love sipping tea or cocktails in the Brown Room, don’t mind a horse-drawn carriage clomping past the window, and won’t yell at me for admiring the local architecture for hours.
ISO: A beach buddy to hunt for diamonds.
About Me: I spend way too much time at Sunset Beach. I love long walks down the sand, searching for “Cape May diamonds” by the water’s edge, and listening to the National Anthem at sunset.
You: Someone who doesn’t mind getting a little sand in the car, loves a good Sunset Beach gift shop haul, and will share a pitcher of drinks at a nearby beach bar.
ISO: A co-conspirator for spooky evening strolls.
About Me: I am totally obsessed with the Emlen Physick Estate and I think the Cape May Lighthouse looks incredibly majestic even—or especially—when it’s foggy out. I love a good trolley tour.
You: Someone who enjoys the haunted history of the town, isn’t scared of a wandering spirit or two, and is ready to grab a bite at the Washington Street Mall after our adventures.
ISO: A first mate who likes to eat well.
About Me: I am the captain of my own destiny, and my ideal Saturday involves catching a glimpse of the local pods on the Cape May Whale Watcher followed by an oversized seafood feast at The Lobster House.
You: Love fresh raw bars, aren’t afraid of cocktail sauce, and can get down to some lively piano music afterward.
ISO: A local (or a frequent weekender) to explore the tip of the state with.
About Me: I like to pop over for weekend getaways, ride my bike everywhere, and spend lazy afternoons tasting flights at the local wineries (like Willow Creek Winery).
You: Someone who knows when to hit the Garden State Parkway to avoid the traffic, enjoys a good beach cruiser ride, and appreciates the quiet step back in time that is Cape May.
ISO: Sunset Beach Soulmate
Single Local, 30s. Seeking a partner to help me hunt for Cape May diamonds. Must not get jealous when I stare at the evening sky. Bonus points if you know the exact history of the SS Atlantis concrete ship. Let’s share a blanket and watch the sun go down.
Seeking: Victorian Romance Enthusiast
History buff, 40s. Looking for someone to stroll the historic district with me. Must appreciate authentic gingerbread trim and wrap-around porches. Let’s argue over which bed and breakfast has the best architecture. Ghost stories on a horse-drawn carriage ride are a non-negotiable first date.
Wanted: Whales, Dolphins, and You
Adventurer, 20s. Looking for a first mate who doesn’t get seasick. Let’s board a whale-watching cruise and spot some fins. Must be comfortable with messy wind-blown hair and salt spray. If you can identify a humpback whale by its tail, I am already falling for you.
ISO: Lighthouse Climbing Partner
Fitness lover, 30s. Looking for a brave soul to conquer all 199 steps of the Cape May Lighthouse with me. Reward at the top includes breathtaking ocean views and a high five. Must love panoramic scenery, fresh sea breezes, and strong calf muscles.
Seeking: Washington Street Mall Wanderer
Foodie and shopper, 50s. Looking for a partner to browse outdoor boutiques and share a box of famous saltwater taffy. Must love casual afternoon walks and patio dining. Let’s grab an outdoor table, people-watch, and debate which fudge flavor reigns supreme.